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[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 94 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, seems to have worked out for the chillis - there’s more of them now than ever before

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

That's because evolution is a results-driven process. All that matters is making viable offspring. Doesn't matter how it gets done.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

meanwhile chinese cooking: i'll have all 3 at once please

[–] rdrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

And it's so. Damn. Delicious.

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[–] hikuro93@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (21 children)

Life wouldn't be the same without Tabasco. How could I ever eat my cotton candy or cereals without copious amounts of it?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

I’m actually surprised that I’ve never found cotton candy coated with tajin, now that you mention it.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a low shenanigan..

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you calling shenanigans?

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[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How fortunate then that the same species resistant to their defense actually goes on to cultivate it

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Oh, we’re not resistant, we’re just crazy enough to like the pain. Birds are resistant and don’t feel it at all, they can eat chilis like fruits.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's just relative. Most mammals don't pay rent, taxes, or have to deal with the TSA. Once you do those things, spicy plant chemicals become a frivolous game.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I eat peppers just to feel something

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[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

There's a book called The Botany of Desire, by Michael Pollan, which is about this. Looking from the plants eye view of things, they have manipulated us into growing them in a huge variety of environments. The book focuses on tulips, cannabis, apples, and potatoes, iirc. Fascinating book.

Two quick examples from the book:

Pot gets us high, now we grow it in closets, warehouses, yards, basements, attics, etc.

Apples don't reproduce true from seed, so Johnny Appleseed brought readily available cider to the Americas. (You need a cutting of an apple tree to grow that type of apple.)

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tobacco plants: produce nicotine, a toxic alkaloid

Humans: imma smoke that shiiiiit

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you're growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

Well, it's not like we're immortal if we abstain.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago

With a name like The Fartographer, I'm inclined to believe you. 👍

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

We like our poisons in just the rights amounts.

[–] nihilist_hippie@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

It's funny if you think about it: Plant makes chemical (capsaicin) to help it thrive > humans love the painful spice, start growing and propagating peppers > Peppers spread grow like crazy. Evolution working exactly as it should

[–] Kongpiler@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Does anyone have an explanation for why they would evolve to prevent being eaten by mammals? I would think having mammals help spread their seeds would be beneficial?

[–] Kongpiler@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Found the answer myself. Protects against fungal attacks. Also birds don't have the same receptors to capsaicin.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Birds eat them without feeling the heat. And they can spread seeds more effectively as you can imagine.

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[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is it ironic that those two sauces aren't really that hot? 😂

Delicious, yes! But very low on the Scoville scale for hot sauce.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Sriracha is now completely random from bottle to bottle. It goes from Tabasco to Carolina Reaper with no visual indicator. Turns out fucking over your loyal farmers and having to constantly scrounge has negative consequences…

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Is Tabasco delicious? I find the Sriracha from couple of years ago delicious (the current one is much worse), but Tabasco always tasted like a white vinegar mixed with capsaicin.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tabasco sauce, and the peppers, are good for some foods, not so much for others. There is no ULTIMATE hot sauce, just what works.

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[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

If no eat, why so delicious?

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

If not delicious then why delicious shaped?

[–] malean@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Butt also go Brrr after eating to much spicy

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

You get to enjoy spicy food twice.

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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

It's sort of what happens though. A plant gets a defense mechanism, it becomes more abundant, something will target that abundant food source.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

HUMANS: Hey peppers, we like what you're doing, a-

PEPPERS: HOW‽‽ IT'S SUPPOSED TO HURT Y-

HUMANS: -nd we wanted to produce as many of you as we can in a controlled environment.

PEPPERS: ... Blinks in disbelief Go on...?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Well, not all of you. We'll massacre and purge your more moderate siblings and cousins, but we really like YOU, so we're gonna clone you as much as we can.

You're welcome.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago

Sometimes it also makes your ass go brrrrrr...

[–] faberyayo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Plant: "I will let you feel pain". Humans: "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit"

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

In the meantime, birds be like: "ultrahot? nom nom fruity"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What’s the sauce on the right?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Huy Fong branded Sriracha. It’s the worst option because they fucked over their pepper suppliers so the quality is terrible now. Get any other kind of Sriracha and it’ll be better.

[–] braydan@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 months ago

Hot cock sauce

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Sriracha sauce, it’s really good

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