ScrotusMaximus

joined 2 years ago
[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago

Better than what my mom told my depressed teenage ass: "not every one can be happy" and "suicide is something weak cowards think about". Thanks mom.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Time to stock up on iocane

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

we didn't hear the part about how that teacher lost the farm due to an elaborate revenge plot where they gave the husband colon cancer and seduced the son

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm seeing a recurring theme

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Correct, they are two different countries and Cotton is a sack of shit. I fumbled my words and fixed my original reply to clarify.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes sorry. Thanks for catching my terrible typo. I corrected my post above.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Cotton is the same mental giant who kept insisting that Singapore and China are the same country

(Edit: typo; meant that Cotton is a racist asshole that conflated Shou Zi Chew's ethnicity with being a Chinese citizen)

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What stops banned people from creating a new account and continuing?

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Monkey paw finger curls

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That's how you get a baked potato

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