thefartographer

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

This is undoubtedly one of the worst songs of all time. It's nearly impossible to describe how much I hate the lyrics, the singer's voice, and yet I listen to it a few times a year.

Am I trying to find out if it still sucks? Am I trying to renew my hatred so I can drive myself harder through anger? Maybe I secretly like this song and don't know it.

But fuck this song! I'm gonna go listen to it now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 35 minutes ago

Billions. Enough to choke the entire country. But if that's the goal, then I'm happy to let him keep it all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Oh man, is that the old telnet movie? Towel.blinkenlights.nl or something like that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah! I bet he'll never tell me to clean my room again when I'm done with him!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wait 'til you hear what they've been doing to paper!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh shit! Do you think it's too late to dig up my dad and prosecute him???

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The only thing I remember from that video is not liking it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Grok, do you know anything about coding in Cobol?"

Absolutely, Elon. You programmed me with all the knowledge of every coding language you know.

"Excellent! Rewrite the SSA software!"

R****dead f**got pedo-guy loser. You don't know shit, I'm a really good dad who's really good at computer games!

"Perfect. Push it to prod"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

"Greedy little Nazi bootlicker pigboy" would be an excellent BDSM/alt-culture nickname if greedy bootlicking pigboy Nazis hadn't ruined everyone's fun. Again.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Ever see that horrifying video where one gator just straight up bites and death-rolls right off with another gator's foot? Anyway, this video seems like a fun idea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

is coming up with objects to compare things to a job position that exists? I want to apply for that. You'd spend the day browsing databases of things by size and picking out the weirdest ones.

Yes, this was your job interview and you failed. You neglected to compare the number of rows in the databases to number of pages in, say, the entire Harry Potter series.

If you keep your license to practice up to date, you can reapply in two years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Fucking shots fired!

Surprising since we're the ones with the fascism-fighting boomstick laws

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