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EDIT: Ok, I realize that joking about it only makes it look like I did it, but I swear I did not do it
WinZip finally came looking for a license fee and bankrupted Microsoft's data centre budget
a good engineer
Q teaching humanity a lesson.
I am, sorry. I tripped on the power cable. My bad, guys.
Can you unplug it again?
Me!
I am. Sorry. You know they make us use Copilot? It cussed on Thursday (not kidding. I have, surprisingly, never cussed at it so not sure how it did) and soon after that, went down. I broke it.
Servers went down because sam altman broke into the dc dressed as the hamburglar and took all the RAM
Someone at Microsoft watched a comedy set and misinterpreted the bit after the performance
Jensen Huang slept with one of the servers.
janitor rocking out in headphones unaware his floor buffer accidentally unplugged the big, sinister looking machine
They used a deflector list instead of a deflector array
You know that switch on the wall that does nothing when you flip it?
Well it does something.
number's still too high
Someone sent this shape in an email.
Oops.
That's obviously a
Lxwana.
But that's the right answer!
I did it. I pulled the rug out from under and sawed the legs off the periodic table and it all went to hell.
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People playing video games at home on their own personally owned devices instead of streaming them at great cost from a data center.
How much wasted RAM do you have in your home machine? Couldn't it be better used in Altman's datacenter?
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Jensen Huang not getting laid for 3 days
My mom, actually. She tripped over the internet cord and ripped it out of the wall. Sorry for that 😐
Yah that one. It stopped blinking :(
... or she picked up the phone again to make a call while your dialup modem was still connected ... and she kept trying to dial numbers and asking you what's going on even with all the screeching and beeping noises! ... for the 200th time!!!!
~She doesn’t even know the difference between Data and data.~
DAMMIT JEFFREY
Idk this stupid symbol just popped up while I was drafting an email and I can't go back.
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