You're my hero and I will be seeking your guidance in the post-apocalypse.
laranis
joined 2 years ago
Not seeing a sandwich... Could be a butt crack, or cleavage, perhaps. But not stacks of bread and cold cuts. Just picturing a couple of NASA astronomers checking this out for the first time:
Astronomer 1: That blob looks sorta like boobs smashed together.
Astronomer 2: More like a plumber's butt crack.
Astronomer 1: Well we can't publish either of those. We'll have to say it looks like a... looks around, gaze landing on the half eaten ham sandwich from the lunch his wife packed him... Sandwich.
Astronomer 2: But it doesn't really look like...
Astronomer 1: Sand. Which.
Astronomer 2: But...
Astronomer 1: with conviction What does it look like?
Astronomer 2: I mean, it could be...
Astronomer 1: Sand...
Astronomer 2: C'mon, it doesn't look like a...
Astronomer 1: ...which.
Astronomer 2: ...
Astronomer 1: locks eyes, one eyelid twitching slightly in the glow of the LCD image of the distant galaxy
Astronomer 2: Fine. Fuck it. Sandwich.
Astronomer 1: Fucking right... Like a goddamn sandwich.
"Won't allow"
BWAAHAhahahaha ha ha ha. Oh. Oh, that's rich. Defunct group of judges who made a series of decisions that shit all over the law now indicate that someone can't do something because of the law that they have no physical power to enforce. Oh, thanks for the laugh, SCOTUS.
Actually managed to read it left to right. Made me smile.
Her paper is dog shit, but thank you for calling out this dog shit rubric for a flawed assignment. I'm old now, but I wouldn't have been able to guess the bar would stoop so low. Scares the fuck out of me that this is what passes for an education.
No, plumbing supplies of all ridiculous things.
Most frustrating one I came across recently was between the shopping cart and the payment screens. Are you fucking kidding me? I want to give you my money. I'm about to pay you. That's why you exist. And you put three fucking captchas between me and the "buy" button? Fuck you.
And disabled by default. You're not consumer friendly until it is opt-in.
mistruth after mistruth
Fucking hell. They're called lies.
Disappointed there is no "Potent Potables" category.
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Occupy Wall Street and Me Too, also. I thought we were headed in the right direction. Fast forward... We got this.