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So is Jessica

That's a sweet ass-car

Do dwarfs die? I thought that was a particularity of humans.
Dwarfs don't go to Valinor though.. Where do they go? Does ~~Manwë~~ Aulë have a Dwarf equivalent of Valinor somewhere? Is it underground? Is that the reason why Dwarfs are such avid miners?

Edit - changed Manwë to Aulë

Get outta heeeere get me some money too 🎶

I use my hair to express myself 🎶

~~It's an eastern mysticism narrative. Apparently we're not done with that tired shit yet~~
I stand corrected

I recall vividly the burger place that came highly recommended by my sister and her then fiancée. They had eaten there on two previous occasions and they were particularly impressed by the quality of the buns that the burger place used. Sis and her SO are very aware of my appreciation for, as well of my critical attitude towards burgers. Suffice it to say, I was looking forward to trying a burger at this highly acclaimed joint.
So I reserved a table for one. I figured I should reduce distractions and go eat alone. I had to wait a couple of days, since the place was fully booked until Friday. When Friday evening came around, I was ready: I had made sure to eat only a light lunch and I had checked the menu beforehand so I knew exactly which burger I wanted (it was called the wrestler).
Service was great and the place had an atmosphere about it that fit wit a burger joint that takes its food seriously. Unfortunately, a guy at the table next to mine was being very loud which annoyed me. So I approached the waiter about this and he said not to let this man distract me from the fact that in 1998, the undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

It's easy to hold all the cards when no one else is playing games

What size is it though? Would be beneficial to have something to compare it to, for reference

They used to be called mouserat

... is so fat, that photo turned into an oil painting

sorry.

Rember kids; philanthropy is advantageous upon failure of collective efforts