ruuster13

joined 4 days ago
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 10 points 13 hours ago

This one's gonna last a few (the final few?) generations.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You gotta be human to eat ass the way I do. AI can't possibly replace me.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip -4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ports old and new are the key. If you leave random ports open, hackers walk right in. Once inside, they pay Rogan to get him talking about like idk guys we can't hate cold water ports 'afore giving them a chance, ya know? Me no smart so I just don't know. My guest today, the lovely, blonde, independent journalist Ivanna Holodomor says that...

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Now imagine yourself saying that in the 1930s. They still know how to slip a prybar into the door you open just a crack.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

We're legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But you no longer trust those 100 comments on reddit are coming from humans. So the magic is dead. Gone. Are you calling out a problem you see here or feeling nostalgia for something you no longer have? One perspective is that the little bit you get here isn't a failure to recapture the magic, but the most of it you will get ever again. The internet will only continue to be less free from here on out. The pre-unleaded generation in power is going to spitefully force us to empathize with their eternal postwar fever dream. Try not to yearn for the ~~1950s~~ early 2000s the rest of your life.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's 2025; if you're gonna make a comment like that, descend from thy perch and guide us down the beaten-off path. Do I go to Samsung and ask for a flip phone? I know they have one they would l🤑ve to sell me. Are you also someone who thinks I should avoid 5G? Do you have a dumb phone make/model you recommend? Is disconnecting from society the only way? Do you only talk via pigeon or smoke during solstice or blót?

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

That's a good perspective reminder for me. The shit-throwing tactics are supposed to demoralize us and make us apathetic when we need to show up.