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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 129 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole

Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 50 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Now imagine pressure washing it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.

[–] fan0m@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

No dingleberries if you're shaven...

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You're gonna wanna keep that.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My dogs love peanut butter!

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.

Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think if you tried it you'd find out that you're wrong. The stubble is not a major issue ... is what you might realize.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

No, but you sure need more of it.

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[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.

Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I got this, just let me grab the duct tape. Now, deep breath...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you're using that tape for duct work, you're gonna have a bad time. 🤌🏼

[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you. I didn't know the second part but it makes sense.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shaving? Just use nair.

warning: you may not want to read this, it's an epic and old reddit copypasta from a magazine about uh, nair-ing the hair off your starfish. it's profanely hilarious.

you were warned.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Goddamn the warning wasn't misplaced x'D

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who wants a hairy chocolate starfish? Not I.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Rusty Sheriff's star

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

it just gives you poops a bit more fwoosh

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

whats so fun about shaving your butthole

Nothing, that's why I epilate my butteye.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't like those words and how you did them

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Shave?

That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

A lighter will make quick work of it too

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just don't pass gas.

Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.

I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It helps if you don't stick the lighter up your ass

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn't.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wax strips? That sounds messy. Just get an epilator.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Epilator? That sounds messy. Just laser your crack bush.

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[–] Socialism_Everyday@reddthat.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Order a bidet attachment for your toilet, wash your fucking ass!

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[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

all good til it starts to grow back

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You just gotta keep up with it. There will be initial irritation as your skin adjusts to being shaved, but after a week or so it's a non issue.

[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm just saying, you have to keep doing it otherwise when the hair grows back it's prickly as hell.

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[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i've shaved my butthole and let it fully grow back many times, and i've never felt prickly down there. weird i'm not experiencing the discomfort that most people who shave their butthole do.

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[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

have you considered just washing your ass?

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

don't be silly now

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[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Followed to save more money tips!

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've actually thought about this before - more people should shave/trim their butt hair (at least the hair around your hole). It just makes the whole experience better. And then ideally get a bidet.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You have no idea how dense it is down there. We do not go down there.

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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] notsure@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

...oh, you...

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