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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A lighter will make quick work of it too

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just don't pass gas.

Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.

I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It helps if you don't stick the lighter up your ass

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn't.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Thermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Tim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with