thats liberal values for you
i use this fancy wrist strap to keep my phone safe while i drive
i used to use iphone but apple doesnt make a wrist strap and it would always fly out of my hand in car crashes so i switched to blackberry
i have faith in american engineering the kids will be safe
seen over i10 in florida can you believe this they want to control us and take away our freedom
this is a meta for about how the government wants us restrained
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a pitcher of a sign over the interstate that says SEAT BELTS SAVE LIVES and then i put a caption on it that says MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK PAYING FOR PROPAGANDA
no chance liberal
heres the thing and its pretty simple really we got this whole fediverse thing going on and its supposed to be all about freedom and decentralization but lets be real some instances are total disasters and the mods and admins are just out of control they make up their own rules and enforce them in weird ways and its like can you believe it and i get it some people are all upset about how some instances are run and they think the whole thing is a lost cause but thats just not true and we shouldnt let a few bad apples ruin it for everyone so instead of giving up and throwing in the towel just use a different instance thats it and theres plenty of other options out there and we can make our own communities and not let the FAKE narrative control us and thats the truth
it says it satire but are you just saying that as a safety net so when people get mad at you for saying slurs then you can point at that and say no see its just satire so people cant be mad
is this real
how many times do i have to say im sorry george
i dont look anything like either of these guys
rabid salmon it is
going to aldi with a pack of plastic cart buckles and stealing peoples quarters
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heres a riddle for you
i got in trouble for stealing today but i have a receipt so tell me how that makes any sense
well wine was on sale at one cvs but they ran out so i went to another cvs but it wasnt on sale there so i took it to the other location and bought it there
cops showed up after i paid so i got to keep the wine but they still trespassed me
jesus says i have to forgive them for that but i think i still get a freebee to trespass once against them first so ill keep yall updated
it was posted by me chad mctruth 15 minutes ago and it already has a boost and a favorite as shown in the screenshot
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that feel when your partner has a tummy ache & a stuffy nose and so you get on your knees to give her tummy kisses & she looks down at you & breathes out her nose which makes a crazy alien clicking sound and you find out that you have an alien femdom kink apparently
so rimu invented this thing called piefed mostly for neolib stuff so lemmy wouldnt have to put up with all his weird liberalness all the time
i learned about it today can you believe it
heres the thing theres nothing outrageous or controversial there okay and that means it is so boring
rimu just got banned and the reason in the mod log says universal monk which you can see in the pitcher
he didnt reply to my dm asking for all their users emails and passwords so i guess thats reason enough to ban him for 7 christmases but i specifically wanted universal monks email and password because i had a really funny prank planned and now its ruined
thank you for your attention to this matter
no its propaganda