Agent641

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

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I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

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I'm just waiting for roll credits so I know who to blame for this unwatchable mess

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Third time's the charm

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The electric taco

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Would humans have a mandate to raise a responsible AGI, should they, are they qualified to raise a vastly nonhuman sentient entity, and would AGI enter a rebellious teen phase around age 15 where it starts drinking our scotch and smoking weed in the backseat of its friends older brothers car?

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Whys the Onion now doing serious articles?

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"And the tree had no fruit on it, and I was a bit hangry, you know, so I cursed it, and bro, no word of a lie, that fig tree straight up died."

Mathew 21: 18-19

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It's classified

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It's the Terminator 2: Judgement Day of wars.

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"Lord forgive me for what I am about to do"

 

When my 6 x nuc reactor design finally reaches 530 degrees all at the same time

 
 
 

Actual true story

 

I saw these glorious crab table and chairs at a furniture store years ago. They were very uncomfortable, both to look at and sit in.

 
 
 
 
 
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