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So, sucking up all the dropshipping scams that make up an enormous amount of its "sellers"? Yeah, that tracks. 🤢🙄

So, they're going with the age-old tradition of missionaries everywhere? Good thinking! It's not like there's a foundational sex position named after how well that went for everyone. 😉

So, a supra-moist Magneto? 😶

I was interested until the "reset every 14 days". Fuck that edging BS.

Don't tell me it has omniscient-3rd exposition-dumps, too. 🤦🏼‍♂️ What is this, the Sega CD era?

Good thing "AI" doesn't mind working hard and getting paid in "exposure", eh? 😅

Now, their starry-eyed design interns can focus on legit work they've been training for this whole time instead, right?

Right? 😶‍🌫️

Or, ya know, don't charge people for abandonware? I mean, FFS, most of the current entirety of video gaming titles are available at varying degrees of affordable ^yoho, but charging a subscription no less for games so old they're literally fucking free? Even the jackasses behind Imperfect Produce aren't that stupid.

Yeah, this is complete bullshit, agreed. 🤓🖖🏽

Took me less than 10 seconds to find it. 🥲🤷🏼‍♂️

And my axe 🍆

Timeless.