good old Whore of Babylon fucking the world, as was foretold:
"The merchants of the earth will weep and mourn over her because no one buys their cargoes anymore... The fruit you longed for is gone from you; all your luxury and splendor have vanished, never to be recovered." (Revelation 18:11-14)
i'm not religious, but they forced me to learn about it growing up so now it's fun to chuck it back their way when i get a chance.
this is honestly the best thing i've seen all day
"Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?" lmao
can you imagine what it must be like to do mainstream satire in 2025? fucking grim. if you want to be an optometrist, just remember that most of the best laughs come from some of the worst places. i just hope y'all can see that.
but most importantly: white
i'm here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero
okay. will do. i'll expect it. i'm ready.
but i really wasn't asking you anything; i was answering something you asked. i find it really irritating when people use others just to set up situations to say what they really wanted to say in the first place. it makes you sound like you have an agenda and aren't just here to be friends.
i know that "nsfw" is technically correct here, but i really wish we'd start to designate between graphic depictions of human anatomy. i was kinda hoping to see some upside-down boobs, tbh :P
that's the first time i've seen this pic of Mussolini. Imagine what it would look like if he wore big suits and bronzer.
i really don't care what they have to say. i'm sticking with de-pose.
(just a joking play on words - i'm on board if we decide to dispose instead. i'm not a stickler for semantics)
one of the upsides to being diagnosed with a disorder is finally getting all the in-jokes :P
did they give you any medication? i was diagnosed at 18 and took ritalin for a while. then i raw-dogged it for a couple of decades and recently got a new prescription for concerta, which is apparently what they changed the name to when ritalin became a bad word. i have to show id and sign a form every month which is wild, and it costs far more than i think it should. i just wish it felt as good for me as it supposedly does for people with normal brains - but at least i'm doing my dishes and laundry again.
everyone has their own advice, so i figure i'll pop out a small turd of mine. take it or leave it.
there are two Yous: there's NowYou and FutureYou. they're bad coworkers who work opposite shifts. NowYou keeps leaving to-do notes for FutureYou, but it just pisses off FutureYou because NowYou didn't do anything during his own shift except for write the fucking to-do note. the answer is clear to the question: which one is the bad employee?
you are NowYou, obviously. but the real challenge now presents itself. NowYou has pretty much only ever written to-do letters. really good at it now, actually - full of justifications and excuses and resignations - and life for NowYou is actually pretty good when you think about it. and it could only be better, too, if it weren't for that arrogant prick who hasn't been introduced yet: PastYou.
PastYou is a fucking loser. can't even fucking vaccuum the house once it's started playing minecraft. PastYou is the reason you're eating saltines because it's 2am and you fell down a yt rabbit hole and didn't notice that it was too late to go get some groceries.
NowYou is a pussy
FutureYou is a dick
PastYou is an asshole
To quote Team America:
"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
edit - i don't know if my attributions for the three yous correlates to the others correctly. but whatever, it's not like i'm getting paid for this shit
holy shit, i never realized that nestle is a swiss company. i wouldn't ever have thought that one of the most horrible, evil companies in the world would come from one of its truly best countries. i'm flabbergasted.
you missed out, but i won't say on what.