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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 130 points 10 months ago (4 children)

why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole

Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Now imagine pressure washing it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.

[–] fan0m@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

No dingleberries if you're shaven...

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I didn't say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

It's like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You're gonna wanna keep that.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

My dogs love peanut butter!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶‍🌫️

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.

Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago

I think if you tried it you'd find out that you're wrong. The stubble is not a major issue ... is what you might realize.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 22 points 10 months ago

No, but you sure need more of it.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Oh yeah, baby!"

🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm learning that some have smooth assholes and not wrinkly ones like I do

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 10 months ago

mine is like a latex balloon, it makes windshield wiper noises during sex