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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 134 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yes, the ruling class wants to reduce the global population, which is why the ruling class is also constantly talking about how we need to increase birthrates.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i mean ruling class // basic economics

lots of old people + more pensions + more healthcare costs + less young people working = young people pay more taxes + work harder for less = a bad thing

outside of some techno fantasy solution where robots care for the elderly (how dystopian in itself) having more old people than young people is never a good thing

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

But it's good for the current old people that can exploit the labor of a larger young population and then die before they have to deal with the fallout.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

Who is the "ruling class" in this context? Governments, billionaires, someone entirely different? Because I think you'll find it might not be the same people doing each of these things…

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[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago (4 children)

People in this thread talking about population issues and I ‘m just here wondering how they knew how to make more sexually attractive rabbit sex toys.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Aussie Scientist 1: "Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?"

Aussie Scientist 2: "Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons."

Aussie Scientist 1: "Rabbits don't huge melons, that'll be unrealistic."

Aussie Scientist 2: "Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish."

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders

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[–] oce@jlai.lu 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I checked it up and couldn't find any reference, it seems op is completely fabricated and not straight. The only interesting method that was temporarily effective was the introduction of specialized viruses, until they became more resistant. https://www.nma.gov.au/defining-moments/resources/rabbits-introduced

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The list of things rabbits will fuck is a lot longer than the list of things they won't.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had pet rabbits. Both brothers. They were commonly giving each other "piggy backs". Both were spayed.

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

rabbits aren't picky. they like to fuck.

[–] missingno@fedia.io 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People turn to escapism because they are struggling to make connections in the outside world, not the other way around.

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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If weebs aren't reproducing then it's an absolute win.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

I don't think any new intervention was needed for that.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I personally would have blamed the cost of raising children myself ngl.

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Cost is like, towards the end of the list of why I wouldn't have kids. It's certainly there, but number 1 would probably be something like "I would never forgive myself for bringing another life into this shitty world unsolicited".

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Also pretty up there is "I'd have to grow it inside my body, and then move it outside my body".

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's also a personal choice. No, I'm not talking about a person being gay, but a lot of people don't mind being single. Or if they are partnered, they choose not to have any children. I personally fall in the former category.

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

True.

but also gay.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Problems with this theory:

  • Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.
  • Not even normies are reproducing.
  • The real problem is more complicated.
  • OP is a f...
[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago
  • OP is a fantastic observer and logician
[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

everyone is becoming femboys with animal tails. and they are so sexy that normie men have lost interest in normie women.

that's the problem.

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[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

You'll love what they tried next: Fencing them in (stupid long fences) and when that didn't work, biological warfare (Myxomatosis) which actually worked pretty well for a while. Enjoy your future.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You’ll love what they tried next: Fencing them in (stupid long fences)

I duno when it goes from stupid to impressive

That's a bloody long fence!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit-proof_fence#/media/File:Rabbit_proof_fence_in_Western_Australia.PNG

Surely Guinness Book of Records!

edit turns out it's another fence in Australia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo_Fence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_fence_in_the_world

Apparently we were mad about putting up fence posts back in the day

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I already had two kids and let me tell you 7 years with their mother really took a toll on me. I happily fap to anime chicks now with a clean conscience I am done with real women.

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[–] wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (21 children)

I think humanity should go extinct anyway and avoiding having children seems to be a peaceful way to do so. The more we breed the more we perpetuate the agony of existence.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is called antinatalism

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 2 months ago

I wasn't going to get laid either way.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" - Garth Algar

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