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[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (4 children)

People in this thread talking about population issues and I ‘m just here wondering how they knew how to make more sexually attractive rabbit sex toys.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I checked it up and couldn't find any reference, it seems op is completely fabricated and not straight. The only interesting method that was temporarily effective was the introduction of specialized viruses, until they became more resistant. https://www.nma.gov.au/defining-moments/resources/rabbits-introduced

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Aussie Scientist 1: "Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?"

Aussie Scientist 2: "Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons."

Aussie Scientist 1: "Rabbits don't huge melons, that'll be unrealistic."

Aussie Scientist 2: "Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish."

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 day ago

i thought jessica was american

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Is this the birth of the bunny girl?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Bluey: The teen years.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The list of things rabbits will fuck is a lot longer than the list of things they won't.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had pet rabbits. Both brothers. They were commonly giving each other "piggy backs". Both were spayed.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

That is also a gesture of domination for them, as far as i know. They werent necessarily horny, just trying to put the other in their place

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

rabbits aren't picky. they like to fuck.