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People in this thread talking about population issues and I ‘m just here wondering how they knew how to make more sexually attractive rabbit sex toys.
Aussie Scientist 1: "Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?"
Aussie Scientist 2: "Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons."
Aussie Scientist 1: "Rabbits don't huge melons, that'll be unrealistic."
Aussie Scientist 2: "Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish."
The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/qs2qfw/not_here_to_fuck_spiders/?solution=62e23707662432eb62e23707662432eb&js_challenge=1&token=7afd7253fec22262ff1c52b1703fe9ec830cc2d0382cc92cb1f8179395199a45&jsc_orig_r=
Also fuck spez, but i can't screenshot atm
i thought jessica was american
Is this the birth of the bunny girl?
Bluey: The teen years.
I checked it up and couldn't find any reference, it seems op is completely fabricated and not straight. The only interesting method that was temporarily effective was the introduction of specialized viruses, until they became more resistant. https://www.nma.gov.au/defining-moments/resources/rabbits-introduced
Oh well.
The list of things rabbits will fuck is a lot longer than the list of things they won't.
I had pet rabbits. Both brothers. They were commonly giving each other "piggy backs". Both were spayed.
That is also a gesture of domination for them, as far as i know. They werent necessarily horny, just trying to put the other in their place
rabbits aren't picky. they like to fuck.