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I already had two kids and let me tell you 7 years with their mother really took a toll on me. I happily fap to anime chicks now with a clean conscience I am done with real women.
tell us more fam.
Gonna egde myself to anime chicks for a few hours tonight. Hoping to go at least four hours, but will definitely go more than two. Gonna blast ropes over my shoulder and splatter the cum-wall behind me.
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No, I want to edge to your ex wife abusing you. Nothing gets me hotter than a miserable middle aged woman resenting the men in her life as worthless pieces of shit.
Sorry to bust your fantasy, but we never even married! Shes now a miserable middle aged woman with some other sorry son of a bitch :) Meanwhile I happily fap to hentai in my own house that I own after eating avocado toast for breakfast.
Well, you're a legit weirdo, so you got that going for you, I guess!
Thanks!