What is the demons share of rent?
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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That's not AI. That's my old apartment in Satans Alley. That demon was the best roommate I ever had. I miss that place.
Squints*
Is that a blowup doll?
I like how there's just no bar at all for real estate. You can commit outright fucking fraud in your listings using AI and worst you get is a "whoopsie daisy" style article written about you.
Might as well call it "fake estate".
More like fake-tor.
sigh. Yet another "journalist" sourcing stories from /r/popular.
Do I have to keep sharing this image now for eternity lest she come for me?
Only to your top three friends, but you have to do it before midnight.
Whats the point of AI for a realtor? If you're gonna just lie about what the property looks like, its easier to copy pictures of other properties.
I think a lot of realtors use some sort of generative imaging to furnish/stage empty homes on listings.
It's still fraudulent, if the house is empty or a mess, I'd like to see what I'm actually buying, not what it could be if I spent 200k renovating it
It's perfectly fine to post inspirational pics along side the real photos. I've seen this done way before AI was ever a thing. Sometimes a sketch, sometimes more photorealistic. It's meant to communicate what would be possible in the space if one were to fix it up. I think somewhere around 2001 I saw software specifically for real estate to generate interiors with different layouts and color pallets and render them photorealistic. As long as the actual images are also included, it's totally fine.
OK, but will he go half on the rent?
"for fuck's sake Baphomet, can you stop putting candles on the fucking carpet in the shape of a pentagram? I'm all for your beliefs and rituals, but I'm also all for getting my fucking deposit back"
Nah not AI, the property in haunted, Bring a gun.
What the fuck is a gun going to do to a paranormal entity?
What the fuck is a gun going to do to a paranormal entity?
I’ll handle this one! Haven’t you heard of ghost guns? They precisely handle this use case.
If somebody's prowling around my home dressed up as a ghost (and it's not a Halloween-ish time of year), they get to learn what buckshot tastes like.
Make death stick this time?
Who you gonna call?
Dominos.
Dunno but let's find out, I got higher calibers if needed
There's a Kids in the Hall sketch that's perfect for this story but it doesn't seem to be on Youtube.
That's blocked in the US but from the description doesn't appear to be what I'm thinking of. Thanks anyway.