'll get back to this post later. Or not.
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
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am.
fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
Fucked*
Don't shit my own pants
Whose pants do you shit, then?
My wife is out of clean pants
Can suck off 5 guys
...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.
Have a nice butt
... eat ass.
π«‘
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
*minutes
'm not in the Epstein files
Keep struggling to be better than I was.
But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?
'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin' ADD.
"Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one."
ADD has made us superheros!
The greatest part of having a brain that is a "junk drawer" of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the "why the fuck do you know that?!" Response that validates my whole exitanse.
Lol!!!
Like I said... Superheros!
β¦ am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
...never went to Epstein island while he was alive
When he's dead tho? π€¨
Of course.
Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.
Doubtful anyone is staying away tbh. Itβs business as usual
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Use Lemmy.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)
I get what you mean. But. Since I have become a parent I have realized that not all of these incidents are simply inconsiderate. Sometimes mistakes are made in desperation.
Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
That's great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?...
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
..at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
Furry convention is going well then?
β¦ learn from my mistakes.
am getting help
Increased shareholder value
β¦have finally stopped trying to finish peopleβs sentences.
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