...never went to Epstein island while he was alive
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
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When he's dead tho? π€¨
Of course.
Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.
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Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
Go on
Don't tempt me
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Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
'm not in the Epstein files
Increased shareholder value
β¦have finally stopped trying to finish peopleβs sentences.
..at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
Also trying auto complete: M
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.
Seems about right.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy
??????
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Burnt toast?
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Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep
Ain't chicken.
-Leeroy Jenkins It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.
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β¦ am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
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Or am I? Did I remember to take that? π€
Stopped trying
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
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Use Lemmy.
Get to meow online at other catgirls :3
Can suck off 5 guys
...never said I was.
make myself laugh
...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.
Have a crap ton of hobbies Iβm decently good at
β¦ learn from my mistakes.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)
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Forced myself to socialize.
Keep struggling to be better than I was.
... bothered to write this comment.
am getting help
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