Haha, I'm glad I'm not like that....
remembers the blue hat I wear every day
Ah, crap.
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Same exact reaction.
“At least I don’t wear a hat.”
Except for that blue cadet-style cap you got in Colorado that you liked because it, combined with your beard, made you look vaguely like a train conductor or a maybe a Union soldier and also expressed your love of mountains which you wear almost every morning when walking your dog to hide your bed-head.
“Fuck.”
I waited until 40 and went with the rave/dance festival bucket hat
Texas: Y'all ain't gotta wait 'till yer 30! You can put on a Stetson soon as yer old enough for mutton bustin' and wear that sucker for the rest of yer got-danged life!
And being the southwest wearing a hat outside isn't really a choice, unless you like a sunburned scalp.
I've got a beaver-skin U.S. Forest Service Stetson. It doesn't even fit, but it's so badass I can't part with it.
Edit: Picture:
How close is it? You can take it into a hat store with a steamer and have them resize it.
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My hat has a little version of itself for a logo
What about a hat hat hat?
Holy shit, it's my hat's grandhat
Monkey sees, monkey wants. I'm in desperate need of a personality. Is this hat real?
Great, now I'm a dad, apparently. Thank you!
That hat worked fast! I need one.
Mine is a Boonie hat in digicam that I made myself from scratch
Your face camo works better with that terrain than the hat camo
As long as it’s not the maga hat we good fam.
As a 49ers fan I carry a little extra hate for them choosing a red hat to signify their shittiness.
Same as a Chicago Bulls fan.
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My hat:
Gotta get some bill accessories. I was looking for something like a fishing hook but with roach clips but this works too(random Etsy listing):
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I try to pull off a hat and end up like this:
How euphoric (do people still make that joke?)
Probably, I recently saw someone make that joke on social media.
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I'm 39, I don't wear hats.
9 damn wasted years
I do wear this at festivals
you've been forgiven
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I chose 2 actually
Faded old Yankee dad hat
Yankee snapback with oversized logo
And turning the visor to the back is old hat
The wind easily blew my hat off the other day…that’s when I realized I bought it more than 15 years ago and it’s probably time to update old faithful.
My face doesn't accessorise well at all. Never found glasses or hats that suit me
Damn.
I was about to make a joke about a dumb novelty hat I wore my senior year of college... then realized I wore it so much that if I did so, there'd be a non-zero chance I might accidentally dox myself lol
I'm sure they were mass produced, but Murphy's Law is a cruel mistress haha
Not a hat per se but I do now have like 2 dozen different bandanas...
My hat that says 'SLUDGE' in a metal band font is just part of my personality! The other half is a Mountain Dew shirt.
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My hat's a tactical cap with hook-and-loop mounting points, where I change out various morale patches based on what I'm feeling that day. (A lot of times it's the X-COM "vigilo confido" patch haha.)
So does the hat choose my personality? Or does my personality choose the hat? Who's to say. It's flexible and open to change at least. :D
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Nearly 50 and don't have a single hat that dominates. I have around 15 that I wear at various times. But most often don't wear one at all. I went through my hat phase in elementary and jr high.
I had a period in my early 20s when I wore one if these:
I had no thought behind it, just liked it, but many thought it was to look older. Haven't really worn a hat since then, only a beanie during winter but not at all in a "define my personality" way. Guess I gotta go and find something, definitely some hippie thing!
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Instructions unclear, I am attached to a raggedy black hoodie.
Turned 33 and bought a cap with a hockey logo to work outside with. Family then bought me a wool flatcap. I'm so torn.
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Lucky me, I look terrible in every hat so now my entire personality is "doesn't wear hats."
I started shaving my head at 23. Hats make my head sweaty and they're uncomfortable. Also the confidence to not wear a hat makes you stand out for a certain kind of woman.
I wear a hat because I don't like a sunburned scalp
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