"Yes, I should be.. [notices the intense light coming from the burning kitchen] GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"
"Half-life 3?"
"Yes, I should be.. [notices the intense light coming from the burning kitchen] GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"
"Half-life 3?"

How I feel when I get home from work and slap one on.

Garlic is typically used to cook spaghetti, so maybe?
Both correct, sorry I'm an idiot.
They have to prepare it rather than just rinse them and throw them in a pot whole.
I prefer the head on, adds more flavor. Also kind of like a crawdad it's easier to peel with it's head attached. Pinch, twist, pull.
This would be great! I keep trying to get this song going at bars, but just get awkward looks.
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning?
(Chorus)
Way hay, and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
(Chorus)
Put him in a longboat till he’s sober
(Chorus)
Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him
(Chorus)
Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter
(Chorus)
That’s what we do with a drunken sailor
(Chorus)
This will just make the car loud, but drivable. Also guess who gets to pay for the new converter? Tax dollars.
Want to have it stall out or immobilize? Block the tailpipe with something, like a potato or slash tires.
Super quick, doesn't require climbing under the car.
Still carries fines and most likely criminal charges in this case. But since we are talking hacking off pieces of ICE vehicles anyway.
There we go MUCH better.