Vengefu1Tuna

joined 5 months ago
[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

This is actually true. I went to an expensive Christian private school (it was awful) where I became friends with his granddaughter. According to her, he thought Chuck Norris jokes were hilarious. One time, he even showed up for grandparents' day and he handed out little baseball card-like signed pictures of himself. He was also much shorter than I expected.

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

We have one by the same company who made the sloth. You nuke the whole thing. I was shocked too. I re-read the instructions several times to be sure. It feels so wrong.

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

I know many of you have been perched on the edge of your seats, waiting tirelessly day and night for some badly-spelled rambling and abstract graph screenshots, wondering if I had, in fact, forgotten about you. Fear not. I have arrived.

Honestly, your humor is great. Half the reason I read these is because I get a kick out of these posts!

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago

When we first got married, instead of calling me "hubby" she called me "hooby". So I started calling her "wief" (rhymes with reef), which lead to "leafy wief", and now it's just "leafy". It's become an inside joke and it's stuck.

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

What is stimming?

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your shading is amazing.

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the fuck, I had no idea we had so many satellites. Also, this site is really cool. Thank you for making this!

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This has a fascistic balance of detail with the shadows and highlights, it all pulls together so well! I love it!

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

On Christmas day years ago, I was driving behind a very old lady who did this. She probably didn't drive much and had likely never seen a roundabout before. I remember her white frizzy hair and the back of her SUV was packed full of presents. She got jostled around quite a bit when she hopped the curb, but she committed and drove straight over it. lol

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does it have human-like teeth?

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I live in the Fort Worth area and I've honestly never seen anything like this painted on a street. I don't drive many other places besides work though.

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