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You should put a bong in it.

Yeah they're run flats.

As a bmw owner, it is complete horseshit that they don't let you change your own tires. I had to pay $400 to change the tire after getting a flat.

I'm just not going to buy AR glasses.

Dude I just spent 10 mins trying to get the thing to let me make an account. It kept saying my username didn't fit the format requirements, but then didn't tell me what the format requirements were.

You're going to be constipated

We always vote for a slow death instead of a fast one.

As a Midwestern suburbanite, this is my natural habitat.

Tell them I hate them

How did you nail this so hard?

TIL that I'm a programmer

You need to give me a reason why you need to speak with me. There's very few people I actually want to talk to.