EvilFonzy

I'd look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!

The algorithm wouldn't lie to you.

Is this the bottom half of Loss?

I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn't American enough and the cable at the hotel didn't have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.

They're pro wrestlers doing a skit, so thankfully she's fine in this case. Enjoy your memes, friend.

I had a girl in my classroom watch the second plane hit the tower and said out loud to the room, "wow, what a coincidence." We were so innocent... and she was so dumb.

People at work tell me my phone voice is so nice and soothing, but they don't know it's shaving hours off my life each time like a cigarette.

That's been a huge block for me, too. I need help, but I can't spend the time and money it would take to find someone who won't prejudge me on a few demographics. I wish there was a thing like a bridal show where you could meet mental health professionals in a speed date-like format to find someone comfortable and supportive of your circumstances.

Not pictured: the pile of oil splashed and corn covered cash that keeps them complicit.

We'll just have to beat them to deaf wif their own shoes.

Elonald Trusk!

Sick entropy, though.