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[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 249 points 5 days ago

To pay them less? That's so fucked up.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 296 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Dudes just wanna crack open a cold one.

[–] GrantUsEyes@piefed.zip 25 points 5 days ago

The fucking quality of your oneliners, a thing of beauty.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

Ugh. Take my upvote.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

uncomfortable upvote

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because, they can shamelessly pay them less and get away with it?

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (39 children)

No because men rape the dead bodies of women

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 225 points 5 days ago (1 children)

so i guess it was a massive red flag when i asked them how many cameras were in the room during my interview

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 99 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, but telling them about your Twitch channel was a bad idea.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

"Yes sir, I do onlyfans as a side gig."

[–] BandDad@lemmy.zip 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bless my heart for thinking it was for corpse makeup...

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 76 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Because the corpses don't tell them how pretty they'd look if they smiled?

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 102 points 5 days ago (13 children)

I mean, honest question that I really do not want to google. Is this actually a wide spread problem?

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 186 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 116 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok that ones on me, I should’ve caught that

[–] Janx@piefed.social 57 points 5 days ago

Ok that ones on me

That's what the corpse said!

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 104 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I had an ex who worked in this field, she went to mortuary school and worked in mortuaries, before that she worked in organ transplant. She went into the field because of a combination of personal tragedy (a close one passing away at an early age) and seeing how delicately the mortuary handled the event.

Anyhow, she and I would talk about it often. One of the things she would note on, wasn’t that it was sexual based things men would do (besides general office sexism coming from men on occasion), but more about the level of respect they showed the deceased. Crude Comments they’d make about their weight, features etc…

So I think it just depends and it would be difficult to verify these other claims because the “victims” are deceased and most things related to it seem to be anecdotal.

I’m also not going to google necro in anyway

(Also yes, she was kinda emo/metal an had some pretty sick tattoos)

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

seeing how delicately the mortuary handled the event

I sure wish I'd had this experience with the funeral home I picked out when my dad died. I called them to arrange to pick up his body, and the answering service was AI and obviously so. I gave them his name and the voice read it back to me to confirm it as "Robert common name R-O-B-E-R-T, Smith common name S-M-I-T-H". Then the owner ghosted me for more than a week and only delivered the urn with the ashes in the night before the internment at 8:00, left it outside and split before I could talk to him. 8 grand well spent.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

DoorDash getting in the mortuary services game huh?! Those rascally innovators, wonder what they'll innovate next!

All jokes aside, I should add, that fucking sucks, and is real gross, and I'm sorry you had to pay through the nose for the privilege of experiencing such a tasteless money-grab. Yuck.

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Shitty pay, crappy hours, being surrounded by the dead all the time... You either gotta love the job or end up loving the dead...

Some jobs need to be done, but who's to do them? Can one be completely sane and handle this kind of life without issue for years on end? Most of the people employed tell themselves it's just a job and spend their time dodging the reality of handling the dead all the time, but a few.. well.. they go all in.

Normal is a state of mind that has us come to grips with that which is beyond our control.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 55 points 5 days ago (9 children)

My wife was in the funeral industry for a while and studying mortuary sciences. She says she left because it was too depressing being pressured to upsell grieving families all the time.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There was some (mildly) famous case, I think a book was written about it, of a woman who was a necrophiliac and worked at a morgue. There was a big reddit thread about it years ago.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

Bit chauvinistic to assume women can't be necrophiles if they put their minds to it, innit?

Unlike the FBI I don't make crass assumptions about my perverts.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Also corpses turn rigid.

Just saying.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 34 points 5 days ago
[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I doubt even the premise is true

[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can we get more than twelve pixels on this repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost?

That person appears to have a face under their nose.

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What exactly are the reasons?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 98 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Less pay, longer hours, and the hiring manager plans to sexually harass his workforce.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 44 points 5 days ago

Now that's believable

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 100 points 5 days ago (14 children)

Apparently they think women don't wanna fuck corpses. But I am pretty sure the people that go into that industry are probably cut from the same cloth

[–] Soulg@ani.social 61 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If that's actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would've taken me a while to think of that, not a "we all know because it's obvious" tier thing

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