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like my pasty white ass when I go out in a speedo

I don’t think Darth Vader would say this

Sorry, keep getting stuck on Mytha’s bossfight

I keep baiting out her grab attack somehow unintentionally I swear

de biggest beefsteak

shit, was that me? that sounds like me. cyberpunk runs pretty bad on the deck, bg3 is pretty choppy… but older games like DS1 and DS2 seem to run pretty smooth for me, but I’ve always been bad at noticing quality.

Corncaine is one hell of a drug

good because elsewise I’d make a buffet outta him hahaha eat the rich you know what I mean

not having a jay-z weenie roast though. nothing wrong with that just trying to watch my calories.

Just rubbed one out for you my friend 🍺

No

Food advertisement? At this time of year? In this corner of the internet? Localized entirely in @cattywampas@lemmy.world comment?

Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse

Alf! I remember Alf. He’s back, in PAWG form