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Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

Man I don’t fully understand what’s going on but I’m loving the guilt chameleon spirit

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

It’s bi-readable

Yeah, wow, that’s not where my brain went

Excuse me, I need to take a cold diet shower

There’s two different types of fall safety, fall prevention and fall arrest. Fall prevention stops you before you fall; fall arrests stop your fall after it happens. The reason why you have a certain amount of slack is because the slack helps absorb the energy; a solid lanyard that doesn’t deploy would distribute the energy throughout your body instead of through the lanyard, which is more damaging.

The type of damage you’re thinking of would be for a fall against a flat surface, you’d want to hit the ground sooner rather than later. But energy transfer through a lanyard benefits more from having room to deploy, and can help prevent your body from going into shock.

Edit: whoops, said fall arrest twice

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

Now add a four-dimensional hat

I’m cancelling my Dropout subscription!

So I can renew it when the price goes up because I love supporting their content.