xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 38 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 7 hours ago

haha yeah haha how big was it ಠ_ಠ

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 7 hours ago

visit them in full furry regalia

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 41 points 20 hours ago

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

barking noises

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

Thanks, this makes me want to pogo with a shotgun up my ass and my tootsies on the trigger

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 2 days ago

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 54 points 2 days ago (6 children)

ai didnt diddle no kids but those ceos did

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
 
 
 
 

I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

 
 
 
 
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