ChickenLadyLovesLife

How dare you? Mummies are for painting.

WhistlinDiesel on Youtube tore the absolute living fuck out of a cybertruck. My favorite parts were when he broke off the back of the frame attempting to tow an F150, and when just slamming the doors dislodged the interior door sections which then tore off when the doors were re-opened. Just an absolute joke of a vehicle.

The appropriate reaction would be to ban them for being fucking fascists, not for some incidental crime they happened to commit.

I like the message the Calvin sticker sends: "I am childish but have an old man's bladder."

Fun Blackbeard fact: he actually spent some time in Philadelphia. It's not known whether he preferred Pat's or Geno's steaks.

I'm a school bus driver and I have one total moron of a coworker who thinks we should all carry guns to protect the buses. He specifically wants to have his AR15 with him, with its magical 40-round mags like that would make the slightest fucking difference after somebody starts off their assault by blasting the driver's seat. I've been pretending I agree with him and encouraging him to suggest this to our (very liberal) school board - since he's above me on the seniority list.

The fact that you used the word “Cringe” means the song probably came out before you were born.

Ha ha, I never actually ever paid attention to the lyrics all the way through. The last rap by Bush I is awesome.

Does anyone ever think the guys with anything at all like that on their clothing have forgotten how to be violent?

I don't think he's forgotten - I think he's old and fat and has mostly lost the ability to be violent, except maybe to his wife. A young, fit man would beat the shit out of him and he knows it. IMHO that's a big reason gun nuts are so into their guns, because it compensates for their physical weakness.

Excuse me - I was speaking as if I were Trump.

In Germany during WWII they were able to keep cars running using wood gas, where they'd burn wood and vent the off-gassing into the car's engine. This would be realistic for the Mad Max universe but it wouldn't be very cool for all the Apocalypticars to be towing wood stove trailers - and I don't remember ever seeing a tree in a Mad Max movie.

I've been watching clips of Furiosa and for me the most amusing thing is all the brand-new knobby tires on all the vehicles. I'm sure they have to have that for safety during filming, but it's the most glaringly unrealistic aspect of these movies. Even in developed regions today lots of people run their tires into the ground, and in poorer parts of the world they generally keep using tires until they explode. The latter is absolutely how things would be in a Mad Max world, even if they did have facilities for new tire production.

They just have to say that as long as you haven't served two consecutive terms you're still eligible.