this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] NastyNative@mander.xyz 26 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Thats why she cant find a man! Lesson here dont approach women that say “they cant find a man” there is a reason they cant find a man and you should believe her. What you did was courageous and this shouldn’t stop you from trying in the future.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Thats why she cant find a man!

I read about a guy on a website who just trolled bars for hours at a time, eavesdropping on every conversation between anyone he considered remotely attractive. At the slightest hint of desperation, he would run up to a table and announce "I am a single man! Please date me! I will feed you dinner and then we can be together!"

He is the most successful anon in history. Goes on dates every single day of his life. Little black book contains hundreds of phone numbers from women desperate for a second chance at him. But he doesn't stop. One Date Only, that's his policy. He's just too much of a hot commodity to deprive the rest of the Femoid Race of his charms.

This is the real reason OP's story is about a woman who is single.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 0 points 48 minutes ago

Lesson here: definitely take away life lessons from a greentext

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 37 points 4 hours ago

Fake: anon approached a girl

Gay: anon was daydreaming for 3 hours about getting engaged

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