FartMaster69

I got a Switch, new, before they went ballistic with lawsuits

When was that, the 80s?

An even scarier possibility.

Pretty much the same as Switch 1 then

If that’s the case why would they bother giving game cards a higher speed interface?

A troubling thought

Concerning

yes, it’s now a cybertruck

Does this mean crossing the country transitions me into a queen?

Maybe I can actually start buying GameCube games for reasonable prices soon.

It’s a pipe dream, but I can cling to hope.

Well, considering they announced a new Kirby Air Ride that seems likely.

I’m just glad we’re getting a new first party GameCube controller.

Oh they know, it’s why they like to build bunkers and hire private security.