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[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 66 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I mean this is probably fake ragebait for the 4chan crowd

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Is it? I've known girls like this

Not to say this is a woman's issue, men can be assholes too, bit this is just the risk of approaching human beings

Pro tip: when people are with their friends they might feel the need to show off how cool they are or something, promoting responses like these. In my personal experiences, when in groups, kids and young adults tend to behave much more like an asshole whereas when they're alone all of the sudden they behave like themselves.

If this is a true story, had he approached buyer alone, she might still have rejected him but have not been such a bitch about it

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

Bad advice. Approaching a woman along lowers your chances dramatically. If so meme wants to date you, they will say yes with their friends around.

You're thinking high school.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago

I’ve known girls like this

Sure. Rich, gorgeous, and constantly looking for someone who reminds them of their father.

If this is a true story, had he approached buyer alone

It's not, he didn't, and the real killer lead in is to tell the woman you accept bitcoin as payment.