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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 18 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 25 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You don't go up to someone and say hey I was listening to you complain about wanting a guy, how about me? and expect a good response.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"hey, I was just reading you complain about someone, fancy going out on a lemmydate* sometime??"

*I don't actually want to think what a Lemmy date would entail

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A nice chat about the merits of Arch Linux and a long kneesock showcase.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 8 points 9 hours ago

sorry m8 u aren't the one for me 😭

I'm a Lubuntu normie soz