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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 23 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 30 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

What makes you think that the girl is even real?

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Tits or gtfo

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 20 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

What makes you think that girls are even real?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Hmmm... I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:

"Girl" is an acronym for "Guy In Real Life".

Checkmate; girls are a social construct!

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

woof

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 10 hours ago

Nice try. We know you're a frog!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

What makes you think?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Chatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.