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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Tell HR. Fuck 'em. No tolerance for ableism.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

HR is the office cop.

NEVER talk to American cops.

My HR and I have a wordless dirty look relationship.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

Calm your shit dude. Don't go to HR over something this small.

Just punch his dad in the cock.

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Have some patience

I’m not disabled myself but if a coworker says something like that they’re probably just uninformed, it just shows that their concerned for you

[–] SupaTuba@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No it doesn't. It shows they have a high and mighty attitude and they're fucking ignorant. They can keep their lack of medical expertise to themselves.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The correct response here would be to simply say "no" when they say "can I ask what it is you're taking."

[–] SupaTuba@lemm.ee 1 points 33 minutes ago

Absolutely agree!

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 hours ago

The worst is trying to explain at how necessary the medication is. Having to explain that I cannot work without it

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 38 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Never tell people you take adderall. They'll ask you for adderall to get high.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 25 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

(this advice does not apply if you want to sell adderall)

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Well obviously

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Or launch into a tirade about how it's fake and doesn't do anything and be reeeeally fucking insistent on it

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Or accuse you of selling drugs

[–] socsa@piefed.social 26 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Oh this? It helps me focus on minding my own fucking business."

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Ooh, pithy, I like this

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

See a doctor

Done.

Don't take drugs.

But... the doctor said...

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

Why are you listening to doctors?

But... you said...

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No, see, if you visit a doctor, you're cured.

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Can I just walk in the waiting room and read a couple magazines for the same effect?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 6 hours ago

According to this person, probably.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

I've had someone tell me with a straight face that I'm "basically taking meth".

This is the same kind of person that says "American cheese slices are one molecule away from being plastic!"

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I like to pour them a glass of peroxide and tell them to drink it. It's basically water. Literally just a molecule away from being water bro. Drink it bro, cmon! It's just a molecule!

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's actually just one atom away!

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao I knew that and yet my brain decided "it's a whole-ass molecule today!"

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Since you didn't specify hydrogen peroxide, technically FOOF is a peroxide. And FOOF is a molecule away from being water.

[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, you technically sort of are taking meth in a way, but that's because you need it since you react differently to it.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with someone with severe physical trauma being given fentanyl for example.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

you technically sort of are taking meth in a way

You are 100% NOT taking meth when you take ADHD stims. The only thing linking the two is the core ingredient which is a methyl-5 molecule, which your body makes on its own.

The drug meth is a synthetic methyl-5 compound with a ton of other nasty crap in it that doesn't exist in ADHD medication.

Like I said, whoever says that is in the same group as the American cheese is almost plastic crowd.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

dexamphetamine literally lacks the methyl group which gives "meth" it's name.

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

My meds are Methylphenidate so tbh I assumed they were a bit 'methy'

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Meth is the #1 most abused drug by clinical scientists. That is to say, just like functional alcoholism is a thing, there's functional meth heads among some of the most well-respected and reputable scientists in the world. Anyway that would be my response if I was told I was basically taking meth.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's not really a good way to spin it. Having ADHD is nothing like functional alcoholism. An alcoholic is destructively addicted to alcohol, and a functional one is really good at hiding it.

ADHD is a condition outside of any external influence, and medication helps normalize individuals dealing with it.

Your approach is the logical equivalent of a burglar saying "I rob people's homes because they have guns to defend themselves".

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

What? No? I don't think the scientists abusing meth all have ADHD or they'd have meds prescribed by their doctor. What I was saying was just a tongue in cheek response to someone telling you that you're basically taking meth.

I am really not following your analogy.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago
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