Programmer Humor

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Days since last Rust Minecraft server (dayssincelastrustmcserver.com)

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Common Lisp In 2055 (medium.com)

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Every time (lemmy.ml)

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When you look at code you wrote last year (lemmy.ml)

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Like programming in bash (lemmy.ml)

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Development Methods (lemmy.ml)

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Finally (lemmy.ml)

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If it works, it works (lemmy.ml)

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A typical software developer posting (lemmy.ml)

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Guide to software developer job advertisements (lemmy.ml)

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Interruptions (lemmy.ml)

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i found my old java script code (no not showing it) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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Windows terminal in 2025 (fosstodon.org)

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pink cookie rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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does this count as programmar?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/22519883

i hope the meme makes sense

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Not incorrect. (mander.xyz)

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What's stopping you from writing your Rust like this? (lemmy.ml)

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Tradeoffs (lemmy.ml)

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sony why rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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my u2 spy plane doesnt fit the u2 slot rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/22433858

to be fair this time it wasnt sony

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A relatable situation (lemmy.ml)

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How Docker was born (lemmy.ml)

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We'll fix it later (lemmy.ml)

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iJustInventedSomethingEveryDevNeeds (lemmy.ml)

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theFutureOfCommunication (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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When you need to enter BIOS (peertube.mesnumeriques.fr)

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