Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick with a badonkadonk starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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Butt mogged
Did you get her number?
Straight up, one time we got called out to "check on" a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It's no surprise, people weaponize EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won't do shit and we can't say "no, they're just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit", because there's always the one chance that they aren't actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They're checking on her and basically telling us "hold on, she's refusing care." We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
Wait, does "birds akimbo" mean her boobs were flapping about?
Her middle fingers
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
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I'm so yelling that next time i flip someone off (and/or flash my man-boobs)
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based
Based and ass-pilled
That’s a fad I can get behind!
Just the car?
Ass if you don't twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us
Thought the two girls looked familiar…
This made me laugh and I cannot lie.
Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.
Their reactions are fucking great, especially the girl on the left. 
oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!
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If I could get butt mogged I would be so happy.
something has awakened inside of me
On that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan
I know this is a joke, but come on, that lady probably works her ass off to keep that physique. She doesn't exactly have big flabby arms and legs or a double chin.
That's why it's looksmaxxing. Staying otherwise fit, while keeping that booty. And yes, it's a joke on a shitpost thread. Lighten up
What do you look like?
6' 03" 170 lbs.
I'm not body shaming either, white knights.
Women eating their way to keep their booty/boobs is a real thing
A mirror
Yet
Damn, bro...