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Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick with a badonkadonk starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
Butt mogged
Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police
I got banned from Reddit just for reading this
Did you get her number?
Straight up, one time we got called out to "check on" a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It's no surprise, people weaponize EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won't do shit and we can't say "no, they're just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit", because there's always the one chance that they aren't actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They're checking on her and basically telling us "hold on, she's refusing care." We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
Wise woman. Birds aren't real.
Wait, does "birds akimbo" mean her boobs were flapping about?
Her middle fingers
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
But what does the akimbo part mean?
Please go and watch the movie Guns Akimbo. It demonstrates the concept and is one of the best damn action movies ever produced.
Both hands. Like in games where you have a pistol or smg in both hands.
I'm so yelling that next time i flip someone off (and/or flash my man-boobs)
based
Based and ass-pilled
That’s a fad I can get behind!
Just the car?
Ass if you don't twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us