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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

Is it just me whose reaction was "So?! What's the big deal?"

Don't get me wrong: good for her for having a big booty. It's just that I don't have any expectation of the girls in the picture being shocked, nor am I myself shocked or otherwise impressed by her crouching position emphasising said big booty.

For me the whole thing is a kinda normal teen/young-adult showoff pose, hence no big deal.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

This barely helps. 😑 I feel old.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 26 minutes ago (1 children)

haha i love how meme explainer pages online are like "TWEEP DONKLE: Tweep Donkle is a viral meme that was spread when somebody said Tweep Donkle. now it is in the internet and you can see it there. here are some people responding to TWEEP DONKLE. have some ads!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

Are you seriously tweep donkling right now? you tweep donkle.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"Mogging" as a term originated in the early 2000's and went mainstream-ish in the late 2000's when the "pickup artist" community started getting attention in places like the New York Times. The people who originated it are probably like 45-50 years old now.

Quick etymology: comes from these pseudoscientific douchebags trying to name the phenomenon where a man tries to subtly belittle another man in front of women, establishing that he's the AMOG (alpha male of group), eventually became a verb amogging or mogging, and then various specific types of this behavior earned prefixes: heightmogging, etc.

The fact that it has this kind of staying power, 20 years later, is the surprising part.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 minutes ago (1 children)

As a 60 year old dude I have never heard of such a thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago* (last edited 8 minutes ago)

As a 50 year old dude I am in agreement with you fellow oldster. I have also never heard this term.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

She has brought dishonour upon the House Of Mogh.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 29 minutes ago

Please do, I certainly did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Kurn it up.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Thought the two girls looked familiar…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago

Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

This made me laugh and I cannot lie.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (9 children)

Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick with a badonkadonk starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car

[–] [email protected] 73 points 13 hours ago

Butt mogged

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

Did you get her number?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 13 hours ago

Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police

[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (7 children)

Straight up, one time we got called out to "check on" a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It's no surprise, people weaponize EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won't do shit and we can't say "no, they're just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit", because there's always the one chance that they aren't actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They're checking on her and basically telling us "hold on, she's refusing care." We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Wise woman. Birds aren't real.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago

Based and ass-pilled

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

Their reactions are fucking great, especially the girl on the left.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 hours ago

oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 12 hours ago

If I could get butt mogged I would be so happy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 14 hours ago

something has awakened inside of me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago

Final Fantasy is going hard with their old mog characters these days

[–] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

On that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan

[–] [email protected] 30 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

I know this is a joke, but come on, that lady probably works her ass off to keep that physique. She doesn't exactly have big flabby arms and legs or a double chin.

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