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Thought the two girls looked familiar…
This made me laugh and I cannot lie.
Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.
jesus christ that's the ass they went with? It looks like a man ass.
This is at least slightly better than the "twerking" I saw in "the substance" that girl looked nice but had no fucking ass, how are you going to make her twerk and pretend it's working?
EDIT : If you're going to make a song about big butts or scenes of twerking, gotta get a lady that's thick, like this. Apologies for the lackluster mastodon song, RIP Mastodon 2011.
It was a different time. They didn't have the same ass technology that we have now.
Did you not live through the 90's heroin chic phase? When this song came out, those were big booties.
Heroin chic phase? Elaborate please?
Maybe it's because of my families culture but someone being heroin thin is almost disgusting. Ya want women who have a lot of muscle mass that way they can fight you as an equal, also apparently makes for wild sex according to my 3x great grandfather's journal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin_chic
BRB gonna get a time machine and nuke the 90s.
Though joking aside, as someone who's flesh is so pale my veins look like tattoos this seems weird. Especially since I feel like a more sane pushback would've been to go for a more standard body type not, 15 year old me with crippling sleep issues.
Fuck yeah. Mastadon.