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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I remember before the plague it became fashionable to talk about "having your personal advisory board". It was just a friend group for socially stunted MBAs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

I see it as symptomatic of something worse: the tendency to monetize, advertise, and exploit everything that you are. For anyone willing to go hard enough on those ideals, it's (theoretically) possible to achieve more income. The thing that's keeping the rest of us from doing this are opposing ideals like privacy, quality of life, respecting boundaries, and healthy relationships.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I don’t know how you all feel about ChatGPT but I was curious if the robots would understand how silly this post was. It delivered.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The fourth point "okay, first meeting. Let's talk about death, aliens and your ex" actually sounds like riveting conversation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Hey, I'm game. Sounds fun.

Also: should there be a "AI writing prompts" community?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago

This is really good. I'm impressed.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

When your post is so vapid that you get roasted by an LLM.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

OpenAI fed this thing a steady diet of internet forums as training data. You'd better believe that it knows how to verbally destroy anything and everything, at every conceivable level of sass and/or vitriol.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago

So there is a real world use case for chatgpt, roasting LinkedIn bros.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Diamond Dogs! 💎🐶🐶🐶

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Hey if this gets more men to make actual meaningful friendships instead of succumbing to the roganverse I'm all for it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

Is this for his AA meetings? Because it sounds kinda fire for that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

Ngl I read this as a positive thing at first

Like friendships should be about creating a safe space where people can talk about sensitive subjects without being judged. A lot of toxic masculinity influencers keep saying that men shouldn't have feelings, men should just bottle it up, etc. and that's just not a good and healthy mindset.

Then I realized this was on linkedin lol

[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Let's synergize and offer value-added guidence with some D&D.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

it's called a wargaming teambuilding exercise

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's share each other's emotions and experiences of the week while drinking beers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

What a novel idea, let's call it "Happy Hour"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Men need to start forming cute groups of 4-5 where

  • no clothing is off limits
  • the goal is to give headpats
  • each person is accountable to their goals (:3)
  • the group helps strategize a roadmap for the person to live into their fursona
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Do people really do headpats? Those are just uncomfortable. Petting is much preferred. Group massages were the best part about running cross country in high school.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

They could make some shitty startup named BroBar that creates public places where the atmosphere is chill, beer is served, and where you could find people for your "core group". Maybe even play some pool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I was so close to going on a rant

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

But first of all, you have to think about the monitarization and scalability! Make it a subscription service! And you need an app to track your ~~pay slaves~~ customers! And you need merch! This "friendship"-business model must be profitable!

/s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Would be a nice place for 30-50 hogs to hang out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

The sink you're allowed to piss in.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds like the guy who suggested "virgin edibles" as an idea worth trying out.

Or, to rephrase it, "food."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago

Fuck, imagine if someone ONLY ate edibles for all their nutrition needs

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I don't think this is bad advice. However I don't think that it should be limited to just men.

Also I think the group should align politically and be able to support each other in solidarity. They could also use meeting time to plan resistance to fascist regimes.

However there are quite a few people (I am mostly thinking of men I know) that tend to isolate themselves from friends when they need help the most or once they get into a romantic relationship. This is probably not just a men's issue however.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

No, he's isolated right now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cut it off after the first 2 points and it sounds ideal.

A bunch of 4-5 guy friends who are open to talk about anything with the motivation being to get a better understanding.......where do I sign up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Create the group chat and send an inv

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Here's a telegram group I've just made:

https://t.me/+3a653HYGjSc5YWU8

Could go for Discord if there's more interest in that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't have Telegram and I'm in the process of abandoning Discord 🤪

Telegram requires a phone number...? Bah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Create the group chat and send an inv

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Also I think the group should align politically

I think it's best if people get along well with each other despite possible conflicting political views.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Hey, if that’s what it takes for Nathanael to have some human interaction, I’m cool with it. I don’t necessarily want to be involved, but I’m not against it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I propose adding "dressing up in leather" and "worshipping the devil" to this list; Just to make it spicy.

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