Lucky_777

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Do we get to bail out the soybean farmers now again? Create a problem, now pay money to fix it. The Trump way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Most likely ADHD meds. They will keep you up and running for awhile. He will eventually fall to time though, like we all do.

"Nothing fucks you harder than time." -Davos Seaworth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Not really surprised on this one.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Let's be real. We have people like my mother that will watch Fox News, totally ignore the window with stock prices and agree these will help farmers. There won't be any ah, ha moment for her. 25 years of propaganda will not break her from the cult.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

Perfect. Could even have a reality show built on it. Make them do "peasant" jobs and see how good they do. Then have them vote their fellow billionaires into the tank. Winner gets one season off.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 hours ago

No way this is real.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

My MAGA dad before the election....

We gotta get Trump back in the White House. My 401k can't take the beating anymore. Wonder what he thinks now? Guess it's the short term pain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

I think you're right, but this would definitely seal the message. MAGA still doesn't get the satire.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Target was good for hot milfs and laughing about high prices. Maybe the clothes selection for kids is good. That's about it. Fuck Target.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 23 hours ago

Go fasch, lose cash

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

The easiest way to tell if it's a Microsoft tech support scam....is they actually called you to assist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

100% this never gets paid.

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