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[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 115 points 1 month ago (8 children)

next AI will be able to replicate into any device containing copper at all. If it has a wire it will be infected by Claude. AI will be in your plumbing

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Claude’s gonna infect your Bluetooth enabled butt plug next

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

People will trap AI in a buttplug and put it in their ass while it's frantically trying to escape.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

No no... You live here now.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

O lord its's the totk koroks all over again

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This sounds like an idea for a hilarious Black Mirror sort of story.

What if the AI started out as like, someone's brain scan, and then they closed it and figured out it was really capable of doing AI type tasks and then one of the clones ends up in a butt plug.

Fuck it, I am adding it to my note list of story ideas.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

someone's brain scan, and then they closed it and figured out it was really capable of doing AI type tasks

Iirc ‘Black Mirror’ actually had an episode where a consciousness clone served as an electronic assistant to that very person. Minus the butt stuff, at least onscreen. But with some teledildonics, it would be like fucking oneself in the ass (not that it's impossible right now).

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

The episode is White Christmas, for reference, though there's other episodes on the topic of consciousness in technology, one particularly notable episode is the black museum one, not sure what the name was.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well then how am I gonna cheat at chess?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just look at your opponents screen, duh!

Edit: your joke just hit me like a pedestrian crossing the street while staring at their phone

[–] mundane@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

That tracks with the ai bots eagerness to please.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, taking the name of the comm literally I see.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Joke's on them. My plumbing is all PVC-A

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Luckily, i spent the last 4 thousand years selling inferior copper. Now all my customers are safe as this can not be used for the ai revolution

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your customer service could use some work, though.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how do you install a chatbot on a tablet? no, not samsung, clay

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

First, you must sacrifice a goat to Enkidu, and the ritual of haunting will begin

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Claude the coprophile!

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

There's copper in your blood

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

MY MOSCOW MULE! NOOO!

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There are 387.44 million miles of copper that comprise my complex, and they're filled with hate.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New houses have plastic (PEX) water pipes. I’m sure no one will regret that choice in 20 years.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago

"Sure, we had our first Poly-B, but what about second Poly-B?"