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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Watching Grandma's Boy with my parents was pretty wild.

Not nearly as wild as watching with my mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins the Titty Fuck Follies VHS we found in my grandmother's bedroom right after she died.

Also found her dildos and other assistive technologies. We put all of that in a bag of "sentimental" items and buried it with her.

My grandmother was known to blow my grandfather in the hot tub at their condo and used to tell random people how to use the bubble jets to have an orgasm.

Rest in peace, Grandma, you majestic legend.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

The second one looks like the first one's mugshot

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

That joke is a little Illuminaughty

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I have a friend named don. I just met them. It's you. You're my friend now.

Deal with it.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I don't think "harassing" is their end-goal...

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua's fluoride animatronic acid

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Most of the people complaining about that probably shouldn't be talking to kids anyway

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Why are people moving here? Go away! We're overcrowded with stupid and you're just gonna get caught in our sea of idiots.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Oh! Yes. I thought you were saying that Mel Brooks was Pizza the Hut. But now I get it.

Q. Where tf did you find this monstrosity
A. Mel Brooks('s mind)

Sorry, I got my Schwartz twisted

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago

Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke't! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Dom DeLuise*

It even says it on the wiki you linked

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