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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 75 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.

[–] PowerPuffKat@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

You do have a wonderful way with words!

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a meme pic, so I'm just wildly gesticulating and making giant assumptions here: I doubt it's the "mushroom" fruiting body that's doing anything in this research. It's almost certainly the mycelium or we're dealing with something like slime molds or yeast which don't produce mushrooms at all.

Yes I made this comment without reading the rest of the thread or hunting down the story. Sue me.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah the reality is they essentially used mycelium as nerve fibers, but I was riffing on the headline. There was also certainly no learning going on. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 55 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Mushroom Robot Army vs OpenAI Robot Army... whose side are you on?

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A mushroom overlord sounds like a fungi

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You just voluntered to be mulch for the spore beds.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

I'm proud to serve our benevolent leaders

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 23 points 11 months ago

Glory to the human-mushroom-hybrids.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Mushroom Intelligence vs AI vs Humanity is the RTS I didn’t know I wanted

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[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Anyone got the DOI? I promise I won’t build a small swarm of wheeled mushrooms.

[edit]: Found it! https://doi.org/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 12 points 11 months ago

But you didn't promise anything about arachnic legs!

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 40 points 11 months ago

Making the dystopia less boring one step at a time.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait until they give mushrooms the ability to talk and they call us ugly meatbags and future soil.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My shroom trip vision made me believe that we are just a seed to spread spores and how that is why humankind loves exploring and burying each other in the ground. I also went into the afterlife where my mind connected to the underground network of mycelium and I could see all past memories of people that died and were connected. Before the vision though was the worst experience ever and I won't do it again

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 11 months ago

Is it strange that I'm less concerned about mushrooms being able to talk than I am about mushrooms being able to see us?

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

[Mushroom global hive-mind] : "Good, good. It's all going according to plan"

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

How long until we can play doom on mushrooms?

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How long until mushrooms can play doom on people?

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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

I can play doom on mushrooms any time I want

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You can play it on gut bacteria, so it seems possible.

[–] b7c431d1823d@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 11 months ago

How long until mushrooms can play Doom?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Cool, it can run for US President next if that’s still a thing.

[–] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 18 points 11 months ago

Cue the Jurassic Park quote we all know, but for some reason is constantly ignored.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

It's all fun and games until we're overrun by cybernetic goombas.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What was that 70s movie?

Night of triffels? Or something?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's something heartwarming about using the human ability to use technology to overcome limitations to help another species.

[–] Colalextrast@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Thats basically the premise of the Uplift series by David Brin

[–] Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Anyone who has seen mushrooms grow and multiply knows this is some next level scary shit

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A fungus among us, how novel

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At least a good spore to hang out with

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

You know, if they fit the mold

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Let's just hope that that fungus won't start worshipping Gork and Mork any time soon.

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

So, this is real. Very cool.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

This wasn't the type of GYO adaptation I was expecting...

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Yet another scary mushroom dick.

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

Vangers 2.0

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.

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