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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.

[–] PowerPuffKat@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

You do have a wonderful way with words!

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a meme pic, so I'm just wildly gesticulating and making giant assumptions here: I doubt it's the "mushroom" fruiting body that's doing anything in this research. It's almost certainly the mycelium or we're dealing with something like slime molds or yeast which don't produce mushrooms at all.

Yes I made this comment without reading the rest of the thread or hunting down the story. Sue me.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah the reality is they essentially used mycelium as nerve fibers, but I was riffing on the headline. There was also certainly no learning going on. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 55 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Mushroom Robot Army vs OpenAI Robot Army... whose side are you on?

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A mushroom overlord sounds like a fungi

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You just voluntered to be mulch for the spore beds.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I'm proud to serve our benevolent leaders

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 23 points 2 years ago

Glory to the human-mushroom-hybrids.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Mushroom Intelligence vs AI vs Humanity is the RTS I didn’t know I wanted

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[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Anyone got the DOI? I promise I won’t build a small swarm of wheeled mushrooms.

[edit]: Found it! https://doi.org/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 12 points 2 years ago

But you didn't promise anything about arachnic legs!

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 40 points 2 years ago

Making the dystopia less boring one step at a time.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait until they give mushrooms the ability to talk and they call us ugly meatbags and future soil.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My shroom trip vision made me believe that we are just a seed to spread spores and how that is why humankind loves exploring and burying each other in the ground. I also went into the afterlife where my mind connected to the underground network of mycelium and I could see all past memories of people that died and were connected. Before the vision though was the worst experience ever and I won't do it again

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago

Is it strange that I'm less concerned about mushrooms being able to talk than I am about mushrooms being able to see us?

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

[Mushroom global hive-mind] : "Good, good. It's all going according to plan"

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How long until we can play doom on mushrooms?

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How long until mushrooms can play doom on people?

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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

I can play doom on mushrooms any time I want

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You can play it on gut bacteria, so it seems possible.

[–] b7c431d1823d@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago

How long until mushrooms can play Doom?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Cool, it can run for US President next if that’s still a thing.

[–] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 18 points 2 years ago

Cue the Jurassic Park quote we all know, but for some reason is constantly ignored.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

It's all fun and games until we're overrun by cybernetic goombas.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What was that 70s movie?

Night of triffels? Or something?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's something heartwarming about using the human ability to use technology to overcome limitations to help another species.

[–] Colalextrast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Thats basically the premise of the Uplift series by David Brin

Anyone who has seen mushrooms grow and multiply knows this is some next level scary shit

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A fungus among us, how novel

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least a good spore to hang out with

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

You know, if they fit the mold

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let's just hope that that fungus won't start worshipping Gork and Mork any time soon.

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

So, this is real. Very cool.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This wasn't the type of GYO adaptation I was expecting...

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yet another scary mushroom dick.

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Vangers 2.0

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.

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