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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

He has bigger problems. His (and the house's) "Best by" date was a month ago.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

It could have been much worse. He (and the house) could have been eaten, eaten by an entity made of... something unfathomable

[–] mle86@feddit.org 1 points 2 years ago

Well, at least that will make him tougher and less likey to be eaten.

[–] discimus@mander.xyz 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wow almost 9 years old, but I hadn't seen this before so thanks for posting.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago

You're pretty articulate for an almost 9 year old, well done!

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A carbon man in a carbon house

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is the diamond made out of me or am I made out of diamonds?

[–] talkstothecat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Butt Stallion, is that you?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Found the supe.

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Flesh, clearly.

Anyone who has made ginger bread men and ginger bread houses from scratch understands this. The ~~dough~~ flesh is the same for both.

The real conundrum is why they have bread in their names.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then he is silent, as he has a Realization: he is One with the Universe.

He is enlightened. He has become a Bruddah.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gingerbread man, gingerbread man

Doing the things a gingerbread can

What's he like, it's not important

Gingerbread man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater, does he get wet

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows gingerbread man

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Triangle Man hates Gingerbread Man.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 1 points 2 years ago

I just surfed around the world!

[–] WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Whelp, gonna have that song stuck in my head for days.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

do gingerbread men make miniture houses out of brick and mortar during the holidays?

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They make houses out of human flesh

[–] WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Run run, fast as you can...

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

Been a great week for menacing Christmas jokes.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm more wondering about the smell. If I entered a house made of human flesh, I'm sure the smell alone would make me gag. But if I smell a gingerbread house, it smells good.

So if a gingerbread man were inside a gingerbread house, would he gag? Or would it smell just as pleasant to him as it does to us?

And would smelling another gingerbread man be like smelling foul body odor? Or again, would it smell good?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Philosophy in 2024. Asking the big questions.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Ok but gingerbread is cooked, cooked human flesh smells good ignoring where it came from, from what I hear.

But that is almost worse if you think about it.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

If I entered a house made of human flesh, I'm sure the smell alone would make me gag.

Are you sure? It's rotting flesh that smells gross. If the building material isn't rotting, would it smell bad? Or what if it were dehydrated to be able to last a long time, like an unseasoned jerky? Or maybe even tanned, like leather?

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

I don't worry that my home and my body are both made of matter. The gingerbread man thinks similarly, but the "matter" to him is what we know to be gingerbread.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

Gingerbread, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

We are living in a material world
And I am a material ~~girl~~ gingerbread man

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

How am I supposed to read an image that hasn't been blurred by countless reposts??

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Distressed gingerbread man is one of my favourite facial expressions

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Unless it's normal for everything to be made out of the same stuff.

Lego people have entered the chat.

[–] JannusAri@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Atoms slaps Lego people around a bit with a large trout.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

why not the two?

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If you build a house out of human flesh, are humans made out of house or are houses made out of humans?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you build humans out of houses are humans made out of houses or are houses made out of humans?

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

If you build "is" out of "out of", is "is" made out of "out of" or is "out of" made out of "is"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Try it out and let us know!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Its long protein strands all the way down.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

The house is made of inanimate gingerbread, while he's a gingerbread golem.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Ed Gein would have been happy as a gingerbread man

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's the chicken and the egg.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay, but now ponder this: would a gingerbread Necronomicon be bound in house?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Like any gingerbread man could afford that house. needs gingerbread studio apartment.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tbf I'd be fed up too if my parents named me Luigi. Meaning no insult to the greater Luigi community.