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from Mastodon: “tariffs by ChatGPT”

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also a 10% tariff on the joint US military base at Diego Garcia …

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(was wondering if I actually saw Anubis!)

(and have been enjoying Xe’s astonishment watching a project go “hockey stick”)

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trained by Finns?

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at some point, I learned about one classic Canadian cocktail, Moose Milk: 50/50 sweetened condensed milk and overproof rum

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even his own Grok is against the idea:

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even ChatGPT agrees this is stupid:

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mpv for the win

but if you really want your ASCII conversion: mpv --vo=caca or mpv --vo=tct

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one of the California wildfires’ air quality was so bad, it was described as “smoking a pack of cigarettes an hour”

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assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean

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comedians back in the ’90s were making jokes about “Which is more American: Fords built in Mexico or Toyotas built in California?”

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“If blasting CO2 into the air and ruining all of our freshwater and traumatizing cheap laborers and making every sysadmin you know miserable and ripping off code and books and art at scale and ruining our fucking democracy isn’t enough for you to leave this shit alone, what is?”

 
 

via Mastodon

 
 

via CatSalad

“Graffiti on a support wall under an overpass that reads:

“‘What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, it's probably way too cold for it. You want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little. I mean, what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now, but our situations are different.’

“You can tell from the photo that previous graffiti was painted over many time with slightly different colors of grey with the latest cover up (that was written over with the above text) showing bubbles and ripples in the paint from using the wrong paint at the wrong temperature.”

 
 

“The brazen hypocrisy staggers the mind. Disney, which commands a market cap larger than the GDP of many nations, can't find the courage to even wait for court challenges? Meta, which regularly boasts its power to connect billions, suddenly can't muster the strength to defend its own policies and users? These aren't businesses making tough choices – they're paper empires run by moral cowards—simpering, whimpering, and weak.”

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