Haven't you seen all the man × woman romantic pairings in the media and now even IRL? Now even kindergarteners are playfully kissing other kids of the opposite sex! It's a pandemic! /s

So you're just going to downplay the dramatic rise in shapely women post-that song?

Finally some grade A shitposts.

Satire?

People today are like "just let straight boys and girls express themselves" but how could we, now that we know heterosexuality is the leading cause of teen pregnancies?! I don't think it makes sense to research a cure though, most heterosexuals won't take it: we should encourage them to only engage with their fantasies in safe ways.

Sad to see the many ways the condition can be triggered... Support our class action lawsuit against Sheeran and if we win, you'll have a precedent to point to in your legal feud with the bakery.

Yeah this totally warrants the first course of action the American people take against, not even a scumbag, just a mediocore jerk.

Meanwhile, trump is president, musk is still there, the whole epstein thing, the US ranking #1 on the crimes against humanity in this century.

But frontpage full of Ed being a jackass.

It is quite entertaining to see this be so popular among the American people. Yes, Ed Sheeran should absolute be on the top of the list of people to be canceled.

Well, a bunch of venues threatened to not let him play... which I'm pretty sure he could've spun into a PR boost by making a public statement about it, just like all his supporting acts did. Even for those parts of his audience that doesn't care about politics, him calling out the venue owners might direct the backlash at them instead. Hell, maybe other bands would make statements about not playing at those venues too. It would have been a bold move, but he can take the financial hit, and there's a chance at least some venues might have backed down. It would have been the right thing to do.

Like you say, he wouldn't even have to make a statement on genocide directly, just about freedom of speech, artistic expression or something along those lines. There have been other recent instances of artists either cancelling shows in solidarity or using the stage for a statement in support of their fellows. Even this kind of "middle of the road" take would've been better, and probably smarter too. Setting the precedent that venue owners can push him around can't possibly be a sensible idea.

Nashville huh… I would make a joke about red states but to be honest Nashville has its progressive parts. However his money will inevitably come from MAGA supporters.

Oh they notice. It infuriates them that they can't mind control everyone into loving them like they have with the MAGA movement.

~~About what? Not wanting children to die?~~

~~Let me guess - she’s woke too, right?~~

Ok; based doesn’t mean what I thought it did so I refund my comment.

Who is forcing you to watch Ms. Rachel videos? Blink twice if you need to be rescued! /s

Our parents had sesame Street.

We had tellytubbies

Our kids have ms rachel.

If you think about it, this isnt all that dissimilar to getting slagged off by elmo