gigastasio
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That…that’s just Derrick. I just talked to him at work this morning.
Worst. Lapdance. Ever.
I need to know that their baby Jesus is a Chucky doll. Because that would really improve my day.
Aww it’s a little poo! 🥰
Or if you’re from the Deep South…
🐳 🐳 🐳…
I’ll Venmo him $1500 and beat out all these other chumps! They’ll see who the real A player is!
Their government already does. They won’t notice.
Don’t worry, boy, I know the trick, and to you I’m going to show it.
If you want your boomerang to come back, well, first you’ve got to throw it.
These days I’m like 60%-65% cool. I wouldn’t be able to wear this.
Deus Ex
I know there’s a remaster, and I keep hearing that it’s ass. Can anyone confirm?
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When a company sends me an email titled, “We have updated our terms and conditions.”
(sh.itjust.works)
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Aged like fine Wisconsin cheddar.