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[–] coralof@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I once had to follow someone to church camp in high school. It was 100+ miles away, and she started doing 90 on the highway in her BMW. Meanwhile in my rickety KIA Spectra, I could barely do 65. She lost us, and I had to have someone else I was giving a ride to call her to get the address.

She got pulled over and ticketed, and still made it there before me.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 5 hours ago

So she had to wait for you in the parking lot? Totally worth it. /s

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I REFUSE to do a caravan for reasons like this. Give me the address or a map pin and I'll make my way there and you can do the same. I can't handle the bullshit of following or leading multiple cars. I'll die on this hill.

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

It's also exhausting to be the leading car. I sometimes have to do it at work (a quite big industrial site) and even that's moderately annoying.

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's not the 90s anymore. I don't need your directions. Just give me the address and I'll meet you there.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Its so frustrating when Im driving my slow 3 cylinder econobox and someone can't keep up with me in their DOHC twin turbo whatever. Its like dude. You have 350 hp under the hood. I have 78. keep up.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was asked to follow someone back to their place years ago. When we get on the road, they do 75-90 mph all the way there. I legit thought they were trying to lose me, which was weird because we had a good time hanging out. Nope, they apparently just drive everywhere like that. Red flag 🚩

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I did this once and drove a little under the speed limit so it would be easy to follow me, and as soon as we were out of the car they angrily told me I drove like an old lady.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for driving like a sane person btw

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, I'm guilty of driving quick on the highway, but if someone is following me I'm going easy. Granted, it's been a long time since this has been an issue, like a decade plus at this point.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You just can't win, basically.

I would have appreciated your easy-to-follow driving however, so thank you.

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[–] cryowatt@lemmy.zip 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just follow my car (under my breath) ~if you can~

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The most realistic part of those movies is the dirty cop lying to their suspects, injuring people and causing property damage in unnecessary high-speed chases, and fucking disinterested parties under false pretenses.

[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I really don't care for people who give me shit for using GPS. Of course they're all older.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

often the same people who can't hold speed to save their life but also inexplicably refuse to just use cruise control

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can see that OP has had to follow my wife somewhere before.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Is your wife my husband?

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ugh my buddy used to do shit like this when we were younger, he'd get us on the highway and the immediately start doing 80 in the fast lane. No buddy we are not racing your base model honda civic against my base model chevy prism.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

*Passing lane

There is no "fast lane"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

on a two or four lane highway, sure. on anything six lanes or larger, there definitely is.

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anything above 3 lanes is no longer a highway, it's a mental illness

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Y'all realize they count all the lanes, not just the ones going one direction right? A 3 lane highway is 1 lane each direction and a suicide lane.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
  1. who is they. They don't count like that here
  2. if you count like that, your previous point doesn't stand. In a three lane (1 direction) system you have two passing lanes. Easy. You still return as much to the right (or outside) as possible and sensible under the way you're driving. For example return to middle of you're still cruising faster than the lorries in the rightmost (or outermost) lane.
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

they is the uniform vehicular code. they do count like that where you are, you just don't pay attention

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I guess technically it can be a 2+1 highway if you so will, but true.

Still, anything above 4 lanes is dangerously close to mental illness territory

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

lord give me the confidence of a man from a town with a population of 500

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what the implication here is to be honest - am I supposed to be the small town man in this scenario?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

yes. calling more than two lanes each direction being "mental illness" screams "i have never been in a crowd"

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 0 points 9 hours ago

Right. So I live in an apartment in the capital of my country, where transit moves far more people than the highways ever does.

While we're being derogatory, your opinion is incredibly American

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 21 hours ago

True, good correction.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s legal to run a red light if you’re following another car.

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’ve never understood what the hurry is.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

Nobody wants to be late for the late.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

It's more about the number of people than anything else

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've also been on the other side of this. I said 10 times I'm not a good at looking at someone following me while driving. Halfway through we go off the off ramp from the high way and at the end there is a light. I drive up to the light, it's green. When I'm directly under it, I see it switch to yellow from the corner of my eye. I'm like fuck and check my rear view mirror and the person following me is nowhere to be seen. Turns out when we got to the off ramp I just let the car roll and only braked when getting near the lights (there was a turn directly after the lights). They braked right as they got off for some reason. Yet it was my fault? That's some BS, especially after I said I wasn't good at it and didn't want to do it like that.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

I hate that. I hate being the leader. I hate being the follower. I hate someone in the passenger seat saying "I'll just tell you where to turn" because they always miss it. Motherfucker just give me an address. If I know it I'll drive to it. If not I have gps.

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Driver with the added failure state of following too well.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 7 points 23 hours ago

My partners mum/stepdad recently, I joked that one would have to accelerate up to the speed limit and the other would have to slow down to it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago

"It's a stolen car. Follow me to my chop-shop."

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 2 points 20 hours ago

Haha I'm guilty of this yesterday. Left turn lane and I inched up to give her enough space to follow me at the red light. She didn't lol. Should have just waited for the next light. But we were close to the spot already so no big deal.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

this happened to me when I was following my cousin who was gonna show me how to get out of the city he lives in. This was particularly stressful because it was the first time I'd ever driven in that country, and it was my first time driving on the right side of the car. So he's off running red lights and I'm out here trying to remember to stay on the correct side of the road and that the turn signal and wiper stalks are switched.

[–] PineappleProdigy@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago

My father does this but with motorcycles >:(

My dad is the worst at this. No blinker, he'll cut other people off, he won't use cruise on longer trips. He acts like it's your job to follow, not his job to lead.

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