SourDragon

My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲

Aren't the criminals the once putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.

Hell yeah, my trans queen!

So YOU'RE the shooter!

Gotta tell the "funny" stories yourself before your bigoted family members do it first

Trans or cis?

This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.

I said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would've been better off if she continued to not know who I was.

Wait, so I'm not white? Looks confusedly at my skin Oh, nevermind. I'm a dragon 🐲

It looks like they're hacking up the @ like a cartoonish hairball

Also, manul

So you're a husky then, you dramatic bitch (I have the species right, but might have the gender wrong. My apologies if you are not a woman, op)

She's judging my bard who can't sing, can't dance, can't play any instrument, and sucks at public speaking

Then he starts cooking…and she judges his hibachi chef performance too