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My favorite.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love how there's just a straight up gun toward the bottom left.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

OK well, maybe if we ignore the images and just read the text we will find valuable information!

FAQs

Sure! Here Are Five Related Questions About Nail Count Estimators For Deck Boards:

Sure! Nail count estimators help us figure out how many nails we need for deck boards. They count the nails based on the size of the boards and how far apart they are. You can use them when building to make sure you have enough nails. This way, you won’t run out while working. It makes building easier and faster!

Sure! Please provide the question you want me to answer, and I’ll be happy to help!

[–] thallamabond@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Found a picture of a real person, unfortunately I don't think he is truly a "pro who has felt the kickback of a framing nailer." Maybe he just does a stock photo gig when he's not Nailing Wood!

https://www.pexels.com/photo/close-up-shot-of-a-man-with-eyeglasses-8035299/

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

This is your average google result "website"

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 185 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

what the fuck

The ultimate technical resource for power tools and timber. 5,000+ verified guides written by pros who actually drive nails.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

That top one is the best. Like something from Evil Dead.

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hey thanks for grabbing and posting all the pics, I didn't even think to do that. No need to go to the site folks, it's all here. πŸ˜‚

Edit - oh wait, there's actually more on the site page, including a guy with two right hands!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not all of them. They missed my personal favorite

Wireless magazine, for a drill, that requires two hands.

[–] Naich@piefed.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It requires two hands coming off the same arm.

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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 40 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Is this a concept art for a new video game?

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 38 points 1 week ago

Nail guns... Now in Nightmare Edition

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first one slaps. It's Evil Dead but you fight animated plywood cutouts.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No human was involved in the creation and posting of this article

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Cheers was created by an artificial studio audience.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some days I feel like I have two right hands.

[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

...as well as some finger-fingers and a wrist-thumb?

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He put this image right above "safety first" without a hint of fucking irony.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

This is like a novelized monologue in a fever dream. It's nauseating to read.

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[–] teft@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago

That page layout is an immediate red flag for me that screams AI every time.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 28 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] leadore@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

omg that bottom 'finger' ...

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're just jealous of their long pinky

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[–] Funwayguy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I love it when common items that everyone generally knows the look of but isn't a strict shape intersects with things that are seldom photographed/discussed every day. Bonus points if its appearance/use requires object permanence in any way.

AI is absolute dogshit at any of it despite being a basic skill even toddlers know. It can't even fix itself without someone manually patching every dumb edge case people find.

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Love thier section on paint where the image model thinks the llm is talking about makeup

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The second is just like a home improvement version of Barret from Final Fantasy VII

When you lose your hand to a circular saw, it just can make sense to get a nailgun hand.

[–] DaiDactylos@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that third one from the famous film Johnny Nailgunhands?

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey man, Naisrihrdap is a well established and reputable brand!

[–] crimson_iris@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

I prefer H2ee6ap myself. They're just a better fit for my Toxic Avenger double hands.

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow, it's like a showcase of how bad AI images can be.

How does this even happen... I can't imagine what kind of person would be placing these images in the site and thinking "this is fine".

Is this like a highschool web design project or something... "Must have 5 images"?

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

This slop is SEO spam made by the bots themselves. It's all I seem to get now from google searches now.

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If ever there was an AI fever dream about power equipment..

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do fingers work? Like this? No. Nothing like that.

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not with that attitude they don't.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really liked the nail guns in Quake I

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[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

the text also seems to be generated slop lol

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That isn't just Professional anymore, it's Confessional.

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[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 11 points 1 week ago

This site was created just to get clicks and ad revenue.

[–] s38b35M5@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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