My favorite.

"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
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AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.
My favorite.


I love how there's just a straight up gun toward the bottom left.
OK well, maybe if we ignore the images and just read the text we will find valuable information!
FAQs
Sure! Here Are Five Related Questions About Nail Count Estimators For Deck Boards:
Sure! Nail count estimators help us figure out how many nails we need for deck boards. They count the nails based on the size of the boards and how far apart they are. You can use them when building to make sure you have enough nails. This way, you wonβt run out while working. It makes building easier and faster!
Sure! Please provide the question you want me to answer, and Iβll be happy to help!

Found a picture of a real person, unfortunately I don't think he is truly a "pro who has felt the kickback of a framing nailer." Maybe he just does a stock photo gig when he's not Nailing Wood!
https://www.pexels.com/photo/close-up-shot-of-a-man-with-eyeglasses-8035299/


This is your average google result "website"
what the fuck





The ultimate technical resource for power tools and timber. 5,000+ verified guides written by pros who actually drive nails.
That top one is the best. Like something from Evil Dead.
Hey thanks for grabbing and posting all the pics, I didn't even think to do that. No need to go to the site folks, it's all here. π
Edit - oh wait, there's actually more on the site page, including a guy with two right hands!
Not all of them. They missed my personal favorite

Wireless magazine, for a drill, that requires two hands.
Nail guns... Now in Nightmare Edition
The first one slaps. It's Evil Dead but you fight animated plywood cutouts.
No human was involved in the creation and posting of this article
Cheers was created by an artificial studio audience.

Some days I feel like I have two right hands.
He put this image right above "safety first" without a hint of fucking irony.

This is like a novelized monologue in a fever dream. It's nauseating to read.
That page layout is an immediate red flag for me that screams AI every time.
Uh...hands that work?

I love it when common items that everyone generally knows the look of but isn't a strict shape intersects with things that are seldom photographed/discussed every day. Bonus points if its appearance/use requires object permanence in any way.
AI is absolute dogshit at any of it despite being a basic skill even toddlers know. It can't even fix itself without someone manually patching every dumb edge case people find.
Love thier section on paint where the image model thinks the llm is talking about makeup

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The second is just like a home improvement version of Barret from Final Fantasy VII
When you lose your hand to a circular saw, it just can make sense to get a nailgun hand.
Hey man, Naisrihrdap is a well established and reputable brand!
I prefer H2ee6ap myself. They're just a better fit for my Toxic Avenger double hands.
Wow, it's like a showcase of how bad AI images can be.
How does this even happen... I can't imagine what kind of person would be placing these images in the site and thinking "this is fine".
Is this like a highschool web design project or something... "Must have 5 images"?
This slop is SEO spam made by the bots themselves. It's all I seem to get now from google searches now.
If ever there was an AI fever dream about power equipment..
How do fingers work? Like this? No. Nothing like that.
Not with that attitude they don't.
Just needs more fingers


the text also seems to be generated slop lol
This site was created just to get clicks and ad revenue.